Privacy

The short version: this site keeps what you type into its forms, so Kali can get back to you. That is all it keeps. There are no advertising trackers, no analytics, and nothing here is sold or shared.

What the forms ask for

There are three forms on this site, and each one only asks for what it needs.

— Booking a visit. Your name, an email address or phone number so Kali can reply, what you are hoping to have done, and anything else you choose to write in the note.

— Joining Kali’s list. Your name, an email address or phone number, and which kinds of updates you want.

— Leaving feedback. How your visit went and anything you write about it. Your name and contact details are optional here — leave them blank and the feedback stays anonymous.

One thing worth knowing about feedback

If you say your visit went well, that feedback may be shown publicly on this site as a review. If you say something went wrong, it goes privately to Kali and is never published.

That split is deliberate, and it is decided the moment you choose how the visit went — not later by anyone reading it.

Where it goes

Straight to Kali. Submissions are stored in this site’s own database and emailed to her so she actually sees them. Only Kali and the small team that maintains the site can read them.

Nothing is sold, rented, or handed to advertisers. There is no list being built for anyone but Kali.

What this site does not do

— No trackers. No Google Analytics, no advertising or social pixels, no third-party scripts watching you read. Not turned off — never added.

— No IP address kept with your message. Your address is used for a few minutes, in memory, only to stop the forms being flooded by bots. It is never written down beside what you sent.

— No account required. You never need to sign in to book, join the list, or leave feedback.

Cookies

One, and only after you send a form: a small marker so the page remembers you already sent it and does not ask twice. It lasts a year, it holds nothing but the fact that you submitted, and it follows you nowhere.

Simply reading this site sets no cookie at all.

The photographs

The work shown here is Kali’s own Instagram posts, brought across and re-hosted on this site so the page loads without Instagram watching who visits.

If you are in one of them and would rather not be, say so and it comes down. No explanation needed.

Changing your mind

Ask and it is done — to come off the list, to have a booking request or a piece of feedback deleted, or simply to be told what is held. There is no process to go through and nothing to prove.

Any of that — a question, a correction, or asking to be forgotten — reaches Kali through the feedback form, and it is only ever read by her.

Last updated 25 July 2026.